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New restraunt at Stone Brewery
12:00:22 pm on January 22, 2007 | # |
Met some friends last Thursday to talk about work stuffs at the new Stone Brewery. The place is really nice looking. Come to find out that it looks nice just to make up for how awful the food is.
Tried: Onion Rings
Verdict: Couldn’t taste the beer in them, they were so overly greasy I needed extra napkins. One person remarked “They look like burnt buttholes”.Tried: Beer Cheese
Verdict: Consistency was like that of something you’d find under the sweaty flaps of a dirty elephant. Apart from the added garlic and inferno spicy flavors, it tasted like that stuff too. Oh and the break they give you to dip into the cheese was a salt lick with some hops squished in.Overall really bad impression. If you don’t make it to happy hour the prices are even 3 times higher. 0.3 stars.
Juliius 5:22 pm on January 22, 2007 | #
Pretty much ditto for the new Elephant Bar over in San Marcos … the place looks cool - the menu is very, very nice - until the food comes out. And if you like Iced Tea - you won’t like it here.
/end rant
bucky 8:21 am on January 23, 2007 | #
yeah isnt there an elephant bar over in RB too? I remember that place not being too awesome.
kermit 10:06 am on January 23, 2007 | #
Perhaps they just messed up on the serving strategy. Get you so drunk before the food arrives that you don’t notice they had the roach coach out back cook it for you.
Dez 10:17 am on January 23, 2007 | #
The Restaurant architecture and grounds were awesome. Speaking of iced tea, I ordered some from Stone… it tasted like shampoo, so I asked our waiter for a Diet Coke. They don’t have Diet Coke. Apparently it isn’t “organic”… who eats organic anyways?? The closest thing he could offer me was a blood red carbonated drink from Australia. (wtf mate?) It was ok, better then the soapy tasting tea. *gag*
antman45 10:32 am on January 23, 2007 | #
Yeah, the only thing worse than bad expensive food is looking up smegma on wikipedia, cause there is a picture, and it makes me vomit.
Yeah, try all you like, you know you’re going to now.